Letters from the Kids

I live in a retirement community were funerals out number weddings 20 to 1. We have mail stations that we have to go to in order to pick up our mail.

Most people get there mail every day. I only get the mail once or twice a week. Typically I get two types of mail. The most popular are the lunch or dinner invitations from all the financial institutions that have my best interest at heart as long as I give them my money. If I attended all the invitation I received I would never have to buy food again.

The second type is like this. I didn't open it since I wasn't planning on getting burned in the near future.